Naughty or Nice(Explicit)

Naughty or Nice (Explicit) - Tom Cardy

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Lyrics by：Tom Cardy

Composed by：Tom Cardy

Naughty or nice naughty or nice

乖孩子或坏孩子 乖孩子或坏孩子

I don't really care so I'm checking it once

我其实并不在乎 所以只检查一遍

Labour laws and we're short on supplies

劳动法规定 我们物资短缺

So I'm taking liberties with the naughty or nice

所以我随意决定 谁乖谁坏的标准

Johnny is a good boy and donates his money

Johnny是个好孩子 会捐出自己的钱

But he thinks Dane Cook is funny naughty

但他觉得Dane Cook好笑 坏孩子

Danica owns a car and gives her friends rides

Danica有辆车 常载朋友出行

Even though they don't go far she makes them pay for petrol naughty

哪怕路程不远 也要收油钱 坏孩子

Michael farts in his hand then holds it on his brother's face

迈克尔放屁在手上 然后捂在他弟弟脸上

Pretty ****** funny but also pretty naughty

虽然挺搞笑 但也确实太调皮

Joanna says thank you is generally good

乔安娜会说谢谢 看起来还不错

But all her answers on dating apps are food that's basic

可她在交友软件上的回复全是"随便吃点啥"

Naughty or nice naughty or nice

乖孩子或坏孩子 乖孩子或坏孩子

I'm the big boy so I decide baby

我可是大人物 由我来决定宝贝

If everybody's on the naughty list

如果所有人都上了淘气名单

It means that I don't have to deliver ****

那我就不用派送礼物了

Hey Santa do you have a moment

嘿圣诞老人 能占用您一分钟吗

Oh hello Geoffrey back so soon from your

哦你好杰弗里 这么快就从你

Court-mandated coffee break you Marxist ****

法院规定的咖啡时间回来了 你这个马克思主义的**

You can't talk to me that way Santa

你不能这样跟我说话 圣诞老人

And you gotta stop taking liberties with the naughty list ok

而且你必须停止随意修改淘气名单好吗

I can do whatever I want I'm Santa Claus baby

我想干嘛就干嘛 我可是圣诞老人宝贝

Why don't you go make me some more PS5s you lazy little communist

不如去给我多造几台PS5 你这个懒惰的小共产主义者

That's not the point

这不是重点

You've made me 17 PS5s

你让我做了17台PS5游戏机

They are very difficult

这可不是件容易的事

Y'know for the entire ******* world

要知道全世界都******缺货

So why don't you stay in your lane Geoffrey

所以杰弗里你最好别多管闲事

Santa as your head of staff I strongly advise

圣诞老人作为你的上司 我郑重建议

Oh now you're strongly advising me are you

哦？现在你倒来"郑重建议"了？

Come on mate

得了吧老兄

Whose face is on a Coca-Cola bottle Geoffrey

可乐瓶上印的可是谁的脸杰弗里

Not getting into this

不想再争论这个

Is it your face Geoffrey

杰弗里 是你那张脸吗

Just listen

听着就好

Have they started a new campaign

他们是不是又搞了新营销

Geoffrey have I been drinking old Coca-Cola

杰弗里 我是不是喝了过期的可乐

And have somehow missed your ******* face

才错过了你那张该死的脸

On all of the new Coca-Cola bottles huh

印在所有新可乐瓶上 嗯

**** you Santa

去你的圣诞老人

**** off Geoffrey

滚开杰弗里

Phillip was named Phillip when he was born

菲利普出生时就被命名为菲利普

But he makes his friends call him Felipe

但他让朋友叫他费利佩

I think that's naughty

我觉得这很顽皮

Chris Pratt doing an Italiano accent for Mario

克里斯·帕拉特用意大利口音扮演马里奥

Here we go right on my naughty list

直接上我的顽皮名单

A naughty man named Billy who touches his dirty willy

有个叫比利的顽皮男人总摸他的脏东西

When he thinks no one is watching

当他以为无人注视时

I'm watching that's naughty

我正盯着 这可不乖

Every single elf that signed up to unionize

每个报名参加工会的小精灵

Here is a surprise you are all a*sholes

给你们个惊喜 你们都是混球

All through the year I've been watching you

整整一年我都在观察你们

While you've been asleep

当你们熟睡时

While you've been awake

当你们清醒时

While you've learnt to bake bread

当你们学做面包时

I hear you say I want to be the best me

听你说想成为最好的自己

****** baking bread is boring

*烘焙面包太无趣*

And that makes you naughty

这让你成了淘气鬼

I'm gonna start roller-skating

我要开始玩轮滑

Then you spend your time inside

你却整日宅在家中

Drinking red wine and masturbating naughty

喝着红酒自得其乐 真顽皮

11 months of the year my job is just to watch you

一年十一个月我的工作就是监视你

So next year find something ******* entertaining to do

明年找点*更有趣*的事做吧

Naughty or nice naughty or nice

乖孩子或坏孩子 乖孩子或坏孩子

I couldn't give a **** and you can check on that twice baby

我毫不在意 不信就查两遍吧宝贝

And if I hear you complaining about me

若敢抱怨我的不是

I slap you harder than I slap that massive elf nerd Geoffrey

我会比揍那个大块头精灵杰弗里更狠

**** you Santa

去你的圣诞老人

No **** you Geoffrey

去你的杰弗里

Naughty or nice naughty or nice

乖孩子或坏孩子 乖孩子或坏孩子

I'm the big boy so I get what I like baby

我才是老大 想要什么就得手宝贝

And what I like is telling every boy and girl in the whole wide world

我最爱告诉全世界的男孩女孩们

That they're very very very not good

他们真的真的真的很不乖

Naughty or nice naughty or nice

乖孩子或坏孩子 乖孩子或坏孩子

I'm the big boy and I'm bona fide baby

我可是货真价实的大人物

If everybody's on the naughty list it means that

如果所有人都上了淘气名单

Santa Claus does not owe you ****

圣诞老人可不会欠你什么