The Ballad of Smokin’ Joe Rudeboy(Explicit)

The Ballad of Smokin' Joe Rudeboy (Explicit) - Tom Cardy

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Let me tell a little story about

让我为你讲述一个故事

A man long time ago

关于很久以前的一个男人

He was the quickest draw in the wild

他是西部最快的枪手

West by the name of Smokin' Joe

人称"烟枪乔"

It's Smokin' Joe

他就是烟枪乔

Hit the floor

迅速出手

But he didn't own no six-gun

虽然他不用左轮手枪

Lemme tell you what he'd do

让我告诉你他的本事

When the varmint rode into town

当那恶棍骑马进城时

He'd shoot 'em down with a big fat **** you

他会用粗鄙的方式将他们击倒

Smokin' Joe it's Smokin' Joe Rudeboy

烟枪乔 就是那个粗鲁的烟枪乔

Lemme make sure I heard you right

让我确认没听错你的话

750 for large soy cappucino

大杯豆奶卡布奇诺要750

Lemme get my wallet

让我找找钱包

**** you

*不雅词汇*

Smokin' Joe it's Smokin' Joe Rudeboy

烟枪乔 就是那个粗鲁的烟枪乔

Lemme make sure I heard you right

让我确认没听错你的话

Even though I'm not with Amazon

虽然我不在亚马逊工作

You're calling me to tell me

你却来电告知

That my profile has been hacked

我的账户遭到入侵

**** you

*不雅词汇*

And so Joe held the law in the town

于是乔掌控着小镇律法

In which he lived

在他栖居之地

Yeah Only stupid ************* would

只有愚蠢至极的人才会

Talk **** around Rudeboy

在鲁迪男孩面前说三道四

With his whiplash wrist

他那闪电般的手腕

Gon' get it now

马上就要得手

Leroy two gun Jenkins thought that

双枪勒罗伊·詹金斯以为

He could surely win

自己稳操胜券

But before Leroy could blink

但勒罗伊还没反应过来

He was told to sit and spin

就被打得晕头转向

Why don't you take it for a ride now

不如现在就认输吧

The Mongoose Mountain Gang played

猫鼬山帮派在行动

Dirty with a twenty-man crew

二十人团伙耍阴招

But tales are told that Joe grew eighteen arms

传说乔长出十八臂

That day as a gift from Vishnu

那是毗湿奴的恩赐

And as he rose in fame

随着声名鹊起

Every quickdraw outlaw came to the man

快枪手们纷纷来挑战

They heard whose fists would burn

听闻他竖起中指时

When he flipped the bird

铁拳便会燃起怒火

Smokin' Joe it's Smokin' Joe Rudeboy

烟枪乔 就是那个粗鲁的烟枪乔

Lemme make sure I heard you right

让我确认没听错你的话

You wanna refund the money that I spent

你想让我用店铺积分退还

In your shop with a store credit

我在你店里消费的钱

**** you

*不雅词汇*

Smokin' Joe it's Smokin' Joe Rudeboy

烟枪乔 就是那个粗鲁的烟枪乔

Lemme make sure I heard you right

让我确认没听错你的话

Everybody brought a platter

人人都带了美味佳肴

To my fancy birthday dinner

来参加我奢华的生日宴

But you brought soda water

你却只带了苏打水

**** you

*不雅词汇*

He got that name because his finger

他得此名号只因手指

Burns hot like the sun

灼热如烈日

And leaves you smokin' when he's done

每次出手都让你冒烟

It's just as well that Joe is fast as hell

幸好乔快如闪电

'Cause in every duel he won I'm not sure

每次对决他胜出 我却不敢确定

Joe knew that they had a literal gun

乔知道他们真枪实弹

I know that they're packing heat

我清楚他们暗藏杀机

And I know that they know that

更明白他们心知肚明

I'm the man to beat

我才是最难缠的对手

But when I step onto the street

但当我踏上街头

With a jingle in my feet

脚步带着银铃声响

They know that I know that

他们知道我早已看穿

They know that they can

他们心知肚明

**** themself

只能自食其果

Some say many years ago

传说在多年前

Before Joseph Rudeboy was Smokin' Joe

约瑟夫·鲁迪还被称为"冒烟乔"

He had a wife her name was Bo

他曾有位妻子名叫波

Bo was with child in a happy home

波怀着身孕 家中充满欢欣

But into town an outlaw came

直到某天镇上来了个亡命徒

Who wore a velvet cloak like a bloodstain

披着血染般的天鹅绒斗篷

Now Bo didn't like Joe using no gun

波不喜欢乔用枪的方式

So Bo told Joe to ******* run

所以波让乔赶紧离开

You gotta bring back help run fast Joe fast Joe

你得快去快回寻求帮助 快跑乔 快跑乔

Lemme stay and fight

让我留下来战斗

But Bo said no guns you've got to go

但波说不能用枪你必须走

Joseph Rudeboy was too slow

粗鲁的乔动作太迟缓

For a child that he'd never know

错过了认识孩子的机会

Joeseph Rudeboy you're too slow

粗鲁的乔 你太慢了

Burning inside Joseph died but from

约瑟夫在烈火中死去

The ash the man who rose was

但从灰烬中重生的男人

Smokin' Joe it's Smokin' Joe Rudeboy

烟枪乔 就是那个粗鲁的烟枪乔

He's a human pheonix

他是人类中的凤凰

Yes that's the word

没错 正是如此

I heard he was born in a fire

传说他诞生于烈焰

And rides a pair of flamin' birds

驾驭着燃烧的双鸟

Smokin' Joe it's Smokin' Joe Rudeboy

烟枪乔 就是那个粗鲁的烟枪乔

I heard he's never shot no-one but he's

听闻他从未开过枪 却已

Still locked up half of the wild west

将半个西部荒野尽数封锁

Lookin' for a velvet-wearing son-of-a-gun

寻找那个披着天鹅绒的混账

One day an outlaw came to town

某日亡命之徒闯入小镇

Come out here Smokin' Joe

出来吧 烟枪乔

You're just as well already dead

你横竖都是个死人了

He wore a velvet cloak but Joe saw red

那人披着天鹅绒斗篷 乔却红了眼

And on the street the fateful pair did meet

命运让这对冤家在街头相遇

All the townsfolk came to watch when they knew

当镇民们得知消息 纷纷前来围观

Joe was gonna tell someone to f

乔正准备对某人破口大骂

Their eyes were locked what seemed

两人目光交汇 仿佛

Like three eternities

历经了三世轮回

To Joe the velvet man seemed different

对乔而言 这个天鹅绒男子

From how he remembered him to be

与他记忆中的模样大相径庭

But it was all the same to Smokin'

但这一切对历经磨难的

Joe who'd been through hell

烟枪乔来说都无所谓

He'd dreamt every night the last eighteen years

十八年来他夜夜入梦

Of telling this guy to **** himself

都想让那家伙*滚蛋*

But when Joe went to ball his hand into a flamin' fist

但当乔攥紧燃烧的拳头时

The outlaw shot him first with a

那亡命徒却抢先出手

Middle finger that looked just like his

竖起的中指与他如出一辙

And as Joe fell he beheld the outlaw's face

乔倒下时看清了对方的脸

A young girl who'd seen it all

是个目睹过一切的少女

And grew up in a terrible place

在阴暗角落长大成人

Whose mother once told Joseph

那个母亲曾告诉约瑟夫

To run and bring back help

快去寻求帮助

A girl who thought her father had run out

女孩以为父亲逃离

To save himself

只为保全自己

Smokin' Joe it's Smokin' Joe Rudeboy

烟枪乔 就是那个粗鲁的烟枪乔

Lemme make sure I heard you right

让我确认没听错你的话

You been telling everybody I'm a deadbeat daddy

你四处宣扬我是个不负责任的父亲

Didn't know I tried to save ya

却不知我曾试图拯救你

Yeah

没错

**** you daughter

*和谐* 女儿

Smokin' Joe it's Smokin' Joe Rudeboy

烟枪乔 就是那个粗鲁的烟枪乔

Lemme make sure I heard you right

让我确认没听错你的话

Now I found my father and I learnt the truth

如今我找到父亲 知晓了真相

We can be reunited

我们可以重聚了

That's right

正是如此

**** you old man

*和谐* 老家伙