Everyday Normal Guy 2(超燃版)

Everyday Normal Guy 2 (超燃版) - DJ Nuvole

以下歌词翻译由文曲大模型提供

原唱：Jon Lajoie

What can I say?

还能咋说？

It's just a day in my life

这就是我的一天

I'm up early in the morning in bed early at night

早睡早起，作息规律

To be productive at work I gotta be well rested

为了上班有精神，我得休息好

Yeah motherfucker you heard what I just said

没错混蛋，你没听错

I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker

我就是个平平无奇的普通混蛋

I don't like margarine I much prefer the taste of butter

我不爱人造奶油，更喜欢黄油的味儿

I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker

我就是个平平无奇的普通混蛋

My favorite movies as a kid were Superman and Ghostbusters

小时候最爱看《超人》和《捉鬼敢死队》

I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker

我就是个平平无奇的普通混蛋

I have a hard time opening my eyes underwater

在水里我很难睁开眼睛

I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker

我就是个平平无奇的普通混蛋

And I'm not a huge Nicholas Cage fan

而且我对尼古拉斯·凯奇不咋感冒

I'm from a lower-middle class family

我出身于普通工薪家庭

Me and my brothers and sisters played hide-and-seek

我和兄弟姐妹们一起玩捉迷藏

I have good memories from my childhood bitch

老子的童年回忆挺美好的，伙计

My favorite toy was my fucking firetruck bitch

我最爱的玩具是那该死的消防车，伙计

I used to play with that motherfucker all day long

我以前整天玩那破玩意儿

Until I learned about sex from the Sears catalog

直到我从西尔斯百货目录里学到了性

And then I played with my motherfucker all day long

然后我就整天玩弄我那玩意儿

About ten times a day man all year long

一天大概十次，伙计，全年无休

My favorite song motherfucker I don't like to admit it

我最爱的歌，混蛋，虽然我不想承认

Is a Celine Dion song from the movie Titanic

是席琳·迪翁唱的《泰坦尼克号》主题曲

"Every night in my dreams I see you I feel you"

“每一个夜晚，在梦里，我看见你，我感觉到你”

Every time I hear that fuckin' shit a tear comes to my eye

每次听到这该死的歌，我都会眼含泪花

Why the fuck did Leonardo DiCaprio have to die?

为什么莱昂纳多非死不可啊？

No I'm not afraid to say that I'm a sensitive guy

没错，我不怕承认自己是个敏感男孩

Sticks and stones break my bones

棍棒石头能打断我的骨头

But it's the words that make me cry

但言语才真的让我流泪

Like that time in grade three

就像三年级那次

When a girl called me Stupid Face

有个女孩叫我“笨蛋脸”

She really hurt me why'd she call me Stupid Face?

她真的伤到我了，她干嘛叫我笨蛋脸？

Is my face stupid how's that even possible?

我的脸很笨吗？这怎么可能？

A person could be stupid but a face that's impossible

人可以很笨，但脸怎么可能笨呢

Shit happens all the time and you learn how to deal with it

破事总会有，你得学会习惯

Regular everyday normal fucking bullshit

就是些平平无奇的该死破事

I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker

我就是个平平无奇的普通混蛋

When I get into a fight I usually leave on a stretcher

我要是跟人打架，通常是躺在担架上离开

I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker

我就是个平平无奇的普通混蛋

When I got nothing to say I usually talk about the weather

没话找话的时候，我通常会聊聊天气

I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker

我就是个平平无奇的普通混蛋

I like the first Back to the Future but the second one was better

我喜欢第一部《回到未来》，但第二部更赞

I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker

我就是个平平无奇的普通混蛋

I like red peppers better than the green ones

比起青椒，我更喜欢红辣椒

Oh saving up my money

噢，我正在攒钱

To go buy a new dishwasher

准备去买台新的洗碗机

Mine broke about six months ago

我那台半年前就坏了

Motherfucker

混蛋

Go go go go go shawty

冲啊冲啊，小妞

It's your birthday

今天是你生日

Go party like it's your birthday

像过生日一样尽情狂欢吧

I wasn't invited but it's okay

我没被邀请，但没关系

I'll just stay at home and play some video games

我会宅在家里玩玩游戏