Everyday Normal Guy 2(Explicit)

Everyday Normal Guy 2 (日常普通人2) (Explicit) - Jon Lajoie

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Steve：

You want some more of this *****

你还想要更多吗

Back in the heezy we could do this all year long

回到过去，我们可以这样一整年

Jon Lajoie：

I'm just a regular everyday normal ************

我只是个普普通通的家伙

I told you in the first song I'll tell you in another

我在第一首歌里告诉过你，现在再告诉你一次

I'm just a regular everyday normal ************

我只是个普普通通的家伙

I don't have a girlfriend my hand's my only lover

我没有女朋友，我的手是我唯一的伴侣

I'm just a regular everyday normal ************

我只是个普普通通的家伙

One night a week my mom likes to cook me supper

每周有一晚，妈妈会为我做晚餐

I'm just a regular everyday normal ************

我只是个普普通通的家伙

And Michael Keaton was my favorite Batman

迈克尔·基顿是我最爱的蝙蝠侠

Jon Lajoie：

I was walking down the street just the other day

前几天我走在街上

I saw these two fine ******* they were walking my way

看到两位美女朝我走来

Yo what you girls doing tonight is what I wanted to say

我想问她们今晚有什么计划

But suddenly I panicked my voice started to shake

但突然间我慌了 声音开始颤抖

So I put my head down and I just walked away

于是我低下头 转身离开

I had a bus to catch anyway it worked out great

反正我要赶公交车 结果还不错

Got on the bus put my headphones on and pressed play

上了车 戴上耳机 按下播放键

Sheryl Crow James Blunt and ************* Ace of Bass

Sheryl Crow James Blunt 还有该死的Ace of Bass

Yo what can I say it's just a day in my life

嘿 我能说什么呢 这就是我的一天

I'm up early in the morning in bed early at night

我早起早睡

To be productive at work I got to be well rested

为了工作高效 我必须好好休息

Yeah ************ you heard what I just said

没错 你听到我说的了

Jon Lajoie：

I'm just a regular everyday normal ************

我只是个普普通通的家伙

I don't like margarine I much prefer the taste of butter

我不喜欢人造黄油 我更喜欢黄油的味道

I'm just a regular everyday normal ************

我只是个普普通通的家伙

My favorite movies as a kid were Superman and Ghostbusters

我小时候最喜欢的电影是《超人》和《捉鬼敢死队》

I'm just a regular everyday normal ************

我只是个普普通通的家伙

I have a hard time opening my eyes underwater

我在水下很难睁开眼睛

I'm just a regular everyday normal ************

我只是个普普通通的家伙

And I'm not a huge Nicolas Cage fan

而且我不是尼古拉斯·凯奇的狂热粉丝

Jon Lajoie：

I'm from a lower-middle class family

我来自一个中下阶层的家庭

Me any my brothers and sisters played hide-and-seek

我和兄弟姐妹们玩捉迷藏

I have good memories from my childhood *****

我的童年有着美好的回忆

My favorite toy was my ******* firetruck *****

我最爱的玩具是那该死的消防车

I used to play with that ************ all day long

我曾经整天玩那个玩意儿

Until I learned about sex from the Sears catalog

直到我从西尔斯目录中学到了性

And then I played with my ************ all day long

然后我整天玩那个玩意儿

About ten times a day man all year long

每天大约十次，整年如此

My favorite song ************ I don't like to admit it

我最爱的歌，我不太愿意承认

Is a Celine Dion Song from the movie Titanic

是席琳·迪翁在《泰坦尼克号》中的那首歌

Every night in my dreams I see you I feel you

每晚在梦中 我都能看见你 感受到你

Every time I hear that ******* **** a tear comes to my eye

每次听到那该死的破事 我的眼泪就止不住

Why the **** did Leonardo DiCaprio have to die

为什么莱昂纳多·迪卡普里奥非得死

Yo I'm not afraid to say admit that I'm a sensitive guy

嘿 我不怕承认 我是个敏感的人

Sticks and stones break my bones

棍棒和石头能打断我的骨头

But it's the words that make me cry

但真正让我哭泣的是那些话语

Like that time in grade three

就像三年级那次

When a girl called me stupid face

一个女孩叫我笨蛋脸

She really hurt me

她真的伤害了我

Why'd she call me stupid face

为什么她叫我蠢脸

Is my face stupid how's that even possible

我的脸很蠢吗 这怎么可能

A person could be stupid but a face that's impossible

一个人可能很蠢 但一张脸不可能

**** happens all the time and you learn how to deal with it

糟糕的事情总是发生 你要学会应对

Regular everyday normal ******* ********

日常的普通狗屁事

Jon Lajoie：

I'm just a regular everyday normal ************

我只是个普普通通的家伙

When I get into a fight I usually leave on a stretcher

每次打架 我通常都是被抬着离开

I'm just a regular everyday normal ************

我只是个普普通通的家伙

When I got nothing to say I usually talk about the weather

无话可说时 我通常聊聊天气

I'm just a regular everyday normal ************

我只是个普普通通的家伙

I like the first Back to the Future but the second one was better

我喜欢第一部《回到未来》 但第二部更棒

I'm just a regular everyday normal ************

我只是个普普通通的家伙

I like red peppers better than the green ones

比起青椒 我更喜欢红椒

Jon Lajoie：

Ooh-hoo saving up my money to go buy a new dishwasher

哦呼 攒钱去买个新洗碗机

Mine broke about six months ago ************

我的坏了大概六个月了 该死的

Go go go go go shawty

走吧走吧走吧走吧 小妞

It's your birthday

今天是你的生日

Go party like it's your birthday

去狂欢吧 就像今天是你的生日

I wasn't invited but it's okay

我没被邀请 但没关系

I'll just stay at home and play some video games

我就待在家里玩电子游戏